Crystals

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 29 – Crystals

In this episode the friends discuss Matt’s foggy glasses, crystals (JO and otherwise), syrup, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Southern Tier Brewing Company – Cold Press Coffee Pumpking Imperial Pumpkin Ale – 8.6% ABV.

Rigor Mortis Has Set In

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 28 – Rigor Mortis Has Set In

In this sPoOkY episode, the friends discuss spooky scary skelingtons, sassectomies, the riddle “how far can you saw into someone’s leg?”, bone saws, stealing bone marrow, dummy thicc mashed potatoes, Puzzle Pirates, Tetris Effect,  saying “deceased”, homemade hot sauce, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is  Oktoberfest Marzen Style – Connecticut Valley Brewing Company – 5.8% ABV.

Electro-Peely

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 27 – Electro-Peely

We’re late again! In this podcast the friends discuss electronic peely plastic, printed-out URLs, video game nostalgia, embarrassing moments, discount tattoos,  The Hooburrito and other band endorsed Denny’s meals, and much more.

Back in the Saddle

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 26 – Back in the Saddle

The friends are back in the saddle again. After a lengthy hiatus, the friends return to discuss BEING A WIZARD AND SHITTING AND PISSING ALL OVER THE PLACE, fan fiction, YTMND and its proto-memes, the McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish song, the Bacon Brothers, old MTV, and so much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Nod Hill Brewery – Tiny Yes – Pale Ale – 4.8ABV%.

Texas Cowboy Steakhouse

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 25 – Texas Cowboy Steakhouse

In this episode the friends discuss Mariah Carey’s Christmas special, their favorite gifts, New Year’s resolutions & affectations, seeing Cupcakke live, Texas Cowboy Steakhouse margaritas, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Ommegang Brewery –  King In The North – Russian Imperial Stout – 11% ABV.

46 Spins

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 13 – 46 Spins

In this episode the friends return from the past, taste test soylent, and discuss, the palpable irony of the Gawker lawsuit, Mount Everest vegans, Saddam Hussein knitting ads, meatspin, the search engine Jesus would use, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Founder’s Brewing Company – ReDANKulous – 2015 Imperial Red IPA – 9.5 ABV.

Talk Primordial Soup

Friends with Benefactors (Classic) – Ep. 12 – Talk Primordial Soup

In this episode the friends travel back in time and discuss penis transplants, g.fast, universal translator, talkin’ to angels, congressional porn, people falling down chutes, train strangers, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Kent Falls Brewing Company – This Isn’t Even My Final Form  – Brett IPA – 6.0% ABV.

Audio Atrocity

Friends with Benefactors 2.0 – Ep. 24 – Audio Atrocity

In this episode the friends discuss Nielson surveys, ad blockers, bad customer service, food apps, pirate birthday celebrations, Becca’s new mom, favorite Christmas songs, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Samuel Smith Old Brewery – 2018/2019 Winter Welcome Ale – 6.0% ABV.

Holiday Shopping

Friends with Benefactors (2.0) – Ep. 23 – Holiday Shopping

*Disclaimer* This episode was supposed to be episode 22, but got mixed up with 23, now it’s 23. Sorry for the delay, Melissa!

In this episode the friends discuss sexy translators, broken Xboxes, Christmas wishlists, Advent calendars, Slang Dangin’, and much more. This week’s Beer Reviews is Thomas Hooker Brewery – Reindeer Slayer – 8.5% ABV.